"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream."- Mark Twain
"In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstances, desperate circumstances, profanity offers a relief denied even to prayer." - Mark Twain
"Yet, Freedom! yet thy banner, torn, but flying. Streams like the thunderstorm against the wind."- Lord Byron
"We must walk consciously only part way toward our goal, and then we leap in the dark to our success."- Henry David Thoreau
"Never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honour and good sense. Never yield to force; never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.'' - Winston S. Churchill
"There is no cure for birth or death save to enjoy the interval"- George Santayana
"The good thing about being a bisexual is that it doubles your chances of getting a date Saturday night." - Ogden Nash
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have." - Thomas Jefferson
"The only thing that I can think of that is dynamic is my buttcheeks and I just have to work out the whole scanning thing..." - stan lutz February 23, 2000